amadrei: YOU KNOW WHAT’S DELICIOUS? MOTHERFUCKING GRILLED MACARONI CHEESE SANDWICHES. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. BECAUSE I WAS INDECISIVE ABOUT MY CHOICE OF LUNCH TODAY, I DECIDED TO COMBINE THE TWO THINGS I WAS CRAVING INTO ONE, HAPPY MEAL, AND NOW I’M SHARING THE RECIPE WITH YOU. YOU WILL NEED AN EVEN NUMBER OF BREAD SLICES; ANY AMOUNT IS OKAY SO LONG AS IT’S AN EVEN NUMBER AND ANY BREAD IS OKAY. I WANTED POTATO BREAD BUT I DIDN’T HAVE ANY SO I SETTLED FOR RYE AND IT STILL TASTES FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC THE NUMBER OF BREAD SLICES YOU HAVE? DIVIDE THAT SHIT BY TWO AND THATS  HOW MANY SLICES OF CHEESE YOU WILL BE NEEDING. IT CAN BE ANY CHEESE THAT COMES IN SLICE FORM. I CHOSE PROVOLONE. PAULA DEEN’S FAVORITE INGREDIENT, BUTTER; ENOUGH TO BUTTER ONE SIDE OF EACH BREAD SLICE A BOX OF MACARONI AND CHEESE. DON’T USE SOME CHEAP BRAND, USE A DELICIOUS BRAND LIKE KRAFT OR VELVEETA and all the ingredients your box of mac n cheese says to include, like milk and butter or whatever <3 SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE OKAY SO YOU HAVE YOUR INGREDIENTS. ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GRILLED MACARONI CHEESE SANDWICH? OKAY HERE WE GO. RIP OPEN YOUR BOX OF MACARONI AND CHEESE LIKE YOU WOULD RIP OFF YOUR LOVER’S CLOTHES IN YOUR HURRY TO HAVE ROUGH CONSENSUAL SEX. TAKE OUT THE CHEESE PACKET AND BOIL SOME WATER THAT IS AS HOT AS LUCIFER’S SMIRK. OR JUST SUMMON SATAN AND MAKE HIM SMIRK AT YOUR WATER TO BOIL IT. WHILE WAITING FOR YOUR WATER TO BOIL, BUTTER YOUR MUFFIN BREAD SLICES ON ONE SIDE OR ASSIGN SOMEONE TO BUTTER YOUR MUFFIN BREAD SLICES ON ONE SIDE. THROW YOUR MACARONI IN THE WATER BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE BOILING BY NOW AND COOK IT FOR HOWEVER LONG THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BOX SAY. DRAIN YOUR MACARONI AND FINISH PREPARING AS PER THE BOX’S ORDERS BECAUSE YOU NEED TO TAKE ORDERS FROM A BOX RIGHT NOW TO GET IT RIGHT. SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE. SET YOUR MACARONI ASIDE AND HEAT A SKRILLEX. I MEAN A SKILLET. ONCE YOUR SKILLET IS HOT HOT HOT SO HOT IT FRY AN EGG, PLACE A BREAD SLICE IN IT, BUTTERED SIDE DOWN. PUT A SCOOP OF MACARONI OVER TOP OF IT, FOLLOWED BY A CHEESE SLICE, AND ANOTHER SLICE OF BREAD, BUTTERED SIDE UP. FLIP THAT SHIT LIKE YOU WOULD FLIP A TABLE WHEN THE BOTTOM BREAD PIECE IS GOLDEN BROWN. WAIT UNTIL THE OTHER SIDE IS GOLDEN BROWN AND TAKE IT OUT OF THE PAN AND TURN THE HEAT OFF AND VIOLIA YOU HAVE A GRILLED MACARONI CHEESE SANDWICH. NOW SIT DOWN AND DEVOUR THAT THING WHILE LISTENING TO SOME EPIC MUSIC LIKE DRAGONBORN OR SOMETHING. BON APPETIT
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amadrei:

YOU KNOW WHAT’S DELICIOUS? MOTHERFUCKING GRILLED MACARONI CHEESE SANDWICHES. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. BECAUSE I WAS INDECISIVE ABOUT MY CHOICE OF LUNCH TODAY, I DECIDED TO COMBINE THE TWO THINGS I WAS CRAVING INTO ONE, HAPPY MEAL, AND NOW I’M SHARING THE RECIPE WITH YOU.

  • YOU WILL NEED AN EVEN NUMBER OF BREAD SLICES; ANY AMOUNT IS OKAY SO LONG AS IT’S AN EVEN NUMBER AND ANY BREAD IS OKAY. I WANTED POTATO BREAD BUT I DIDN’T HAVE ANY SO I SETTLED FOR RYE AND IT STILL TASTES FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
  • THE NUMBER OF BREAD SLICES YOU HAVE? DIVIDE THAT SHIT BY TWO AND THATS  HOW MANY SLICES OF CHEESE YOU WILL BE NEEDING. IT CAN BE ANY CHEESE THAT COMES IN SLICE FORM. I CHOSE PROVOLONE.
  • PAULA DEEN’S FAVORITE INGREDIENT, BUTTER; ENOUGH TO BUTTER ONE SIDE OF EACH BREAD SLICE
  • A BOX OF MACARONI AND CHEESE. DON’T USE SOME CHEAP BRAND, USE A DELICIOUS BRAND LIKE KRAFT OR VELVEETA
  • and all the ingredients your box of mac n cheese says to include, like milk and butter or whatever <3
  • SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE

OKAY SO YOU HAVE YOUR INGREDIENTS. ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GRILLED MACARONI CHEESE SANDWICH? OKAY HERE WE GO.

  1. RIP OPEN YOUR BOX OF MACARONI AND CHEESE LIKE YOU WOULD RIP OFF YOUR LOVER’S CLOTHES IN YOUR HURRY TO HAVE ROUGH CONSENSUAL SEX. TAKE OUT THE CHEESE PACKET AND BOIL SOME WATER THAT IS AS HOT AS LUCIFER’S SMIRK. OR JUST SUMMON SATAN AND MAKE HIM SMIRK AT YOUR WATER TO BOIL IT.
  2. WHILE WAITING FOR YOUR WATER TO BOIL, BUTTER YOUR MUFFIN BREAD SLICES ON ONE SIDE OR ASSIGN SOMEONE TO BUTTER YOUR MUFFIN BREAD SLICES ON ONE SIDE.
  3. THROW YOUR MACARONI IN THE WATER BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE BOILING BY NOW AND COOK IT FOR HOWEVER LONG THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BOX SAY.
  4. DRAIN YOUR MACARONI AND FINISH PREPARING AS PER THE BOX’S ORDERS BECAUSE YOU NEED TO TAKE ORDERS FROM A BOX RIGHT NOW TO GET IT RIGHT.
  5. SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE.
  6. SET YOUR MACARONI ASIDE AND HEAT A SKRILLEX.
  7. I MEAN A SKILLET.
  8. ONCE YOUR SKILLET IS HOT HOT HOT SO HOT IT FRY AN EGG, PLACE A BREAD SLICE IN IT, BUTTERED SIDE DOWN. PUT A SCOOP OF MACARONI OVER TOP OF IT, FOLLOWED BY A CHEESE SLICE, AND ANOTHER SLICE OF BREAD, BUTTERED SIDE UP.
  9. FLIP THAT SHIT LIKE YOU WOULD FLIP A TABLE WHEN THE BOTTOM BREAD PIECE IS GOLDEN BROWN.
  10. WAIT UNTIL THE OTHER SIDE IS GOLDEN BROWN AND TAKE IT OUT OF THE PAN AND TURN THE HEAT OFF AND VIOLIA YOU HAVE A GRILLED MACARONI CHEESE SANDWICH.

NOW SIT DOWN AND DEVOUR THAT THING WHILE LISTENING TO SOME EPIC MUSIC LIKE DRAGONBORN OR SOMETHING.

BON APPETIT

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

johnwatsn:

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vanehwasreal:

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

that’s how it happens

we lure you in

without a warning

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